In one of my all-time favourite shows, "How I Met Your Mother," there's an
absolutely hilarious character named Barney Stinson that is obviously based off
a pick-up artist. I'm aware that it's just a TV show, but many of his
observations coincide with mine - namely, his hot-crazy graph; basically, the
hotter the girl is, the more willing men are to put up with her crazy.
Unfortunately, I'm here to tell you guys that many, many beautiful and hot
women come with a prescription for extra-strength CRAZY.
I've dated a Playboy cybermodel, pinup model, fashion runway model, strippers
and dancers, cocktail waitresses, shot girls, pageant queens and the gamut of
hot crazy messes both high and low.
I'm also friends with many a beautiful porn star, actress, and even one of
our former ABCs of Attraction wing-girls is now Playboy's Miss October! So I
think I can safely say that I have a pretty good sample size to base my,
admittedly, subjective observations on.
I'm just listing out these characteristics so that you know what to expect
once you actually learn how to successfully attract, approach, seduce and date
highly beautiful, attractive women.
Not all of them are hot crazy messes so it's doubtful that the attractive
model you're dating (or hope to date), has all ten of these traits (and woe be
unto you if she does), but here are a few habits that I've seen time and time
again. REMEMBER: You can't change a person if she doesn't want to change and you
shouldn't try. So don't be Captain Save'a'Ho.
10 Signs You're Dating a Hot Crazy Mess of a Model
1. She's Totally Self-Centered: Now I say this neither to be
mean nor to indicate that they are bad people, but as I always say, if you can
think from a woman's perspective, you'll be better off. Now I want you to
imagine growing up as a small child and everyone was nice to you. Everyone
bought you gifts, everyone did you favours, everyone was considerate towards you.
You were never ever the last person to be picked in sports or projects and
everyone wanted to be around you.
That's the life of an incredibly beautiful woman. The reason they're
self-centered is because they're literally the center of the universe to so many
people and have no reason to think otherwise. This, combined with Habit #3,
also explain why she's comes off as a complete flake. Not because she's being
mean or cruel about it (although that could also be the case), or using you
(although that too could be the case), but stuff happens and something or
someone with a bigger and better date came along and swept her away in a fit of
spontaneity, alphaness, high value, and dominance.
2. She's A Natural Flirt: They're highly sociable and
socialized. I've known these girls that will flirt with not only the most
handsome male models but with penniless strangers off the street with equal
abandon and opportunity. Whether you're a tall White guy or a short, fobby Asian
man, these girls are completely willing to talk about anything to anyone simply
because they don't know any other way to behave. Approach anxiety is a
completely foreign concept in their minds, and they don't even know what it
means from the man's perspective (which also explains why it's EASIER talking to
more attractive women than unattractive women). Everyone in the world is
willing to talk to them and they love to talk right back. If you're dating her,
you might mistakenly think she's hitting on random men (although she may very
well be), but you shouldn't automatically assume so otherwise you'll come off
as insecure.
3. She's Always Late: These girls will be late to their own
funerals. Part of it, you might assume, is because they're selfish and self
centered (see Habit #1)... and you would not be completely wrong. However, it's
not always like that - she's constantly late because everywhere she goes, things
are happening around and to her on an hourly basis. People are always doing her
favours, talking to her, and her phone is blowing up (see Habit #6). She's
constantly being "accosted" and to her it's an everyday, normal occurrence. The
simple act of walking to the grocery store can become an adventure for them as
every step they take, someone's approaching her or an orbiter is calling her on
her phone or a Facebook creeper is stalking her profile. That's how they live
their lives and that's why women thrive on drama - their lives are never boring,
but they're never punctual, either.
4. She's A Schemer: One thing I have seen with beautiful girls
is that, even though a ridiculous amount of crap happens to them, somehow things
come to fruition. I've heard the craziest schemes on how to get rich...and then
they do become rich (or at least in the temporary possession of money), albeit
not by that particular plan. I have also been party to the most
well-orchestrated plan that would rival D-Day and the storming of Normandy, all
to be dismissed at the vagaries and whims of these gorgeous tacticians.
In other words, they're always doing something that typically involves the
assistance of random strangers, orbiters, acquaintances, friends, lovers, and
wannabe lovers that, eventually, in a manner similar to "Ocean's Eleven," enough
things come together to make something work for them. Hell, I've been lost in a
non-English speaking country where I didn't speak the language and simply
having a beautiful girlfriend on my arm helped me get an amazing police escort
to the city and free luxury hotel stay. It's as if they lived a charmed
life.
5. She's Completely Disorganized: This doesn't end at work or
play - from their professional to personal lives, everything is one big,
jumbled, hot mess. I cannot count the times I've driven in an exotic dancer's
nomadic SUVs where they hold their entirety of their lives to the beautiful
model couch-surfing at a friend's house. Not only do these hot girls not have
their crap together, they simply can't get it together. This may have a lot to
do with them being used to everything being done for them; they never learned
enough practical life skills to be able to keep things in order.
6. She's Attached To Her Phone: These hot girls can't escape
the constant explosions they get from people via calls, texts, Facebook,
Twitter...it never ends with them! Girls screen their phone calls - it's no
secret - but it's because if they don't, they'd be on the phone ALL DAY LONG.
It's not uncommon for them to go to bed and wake up eight hours later with
several new friend requests and followers, numerous texts, and dozens of
Facebook notifications (at least half of which are random losers hitting on
them). It's imperative to understand that people are constantly contacting her
and wanting to be in contact with her. You cannot hope to socially isolate her;
not only is it impossible, you'll just come off as a possessive, controlling,
soon-to-be-ex boyfriend. (One tactic I've used before is to simply take out the
battery on her phone, that way she just thinks her phone died ergo no
interruptus coitus)
7. She's Either Loved Or Hated: Their beauty and sexuality
elicits immediate polarizing reactions in people. Men will obviously become
instantly attracted to them, but it also polarizes guys to become either more
aggressive and act upon their natural instincts or too terrified to do anything
more than stare. Women will also react in a similar fashion; they'll either try
to be incredibly nice and be the drone bee to her queen bee or they will hate
her - both behind her back and to her face. One of the most hilarious bed &
breakfast weekend getaways I've had with a beautiful girl was where every single
old lady hated her; we literally could not get a break because all the old
people hated her and they weren't shy about it either!
8. She's Physically & Facially Expressive: Maybe it's all
the practice they get from making their "O face," but these beautiful women know
how to communicate without words. They understand the power of their smiles,
the way they **** their heads and the smolder in their eyes. They can
communicate more with their face and body language than any so-called Pick Up
Artist with his canned routines and DHVs. Non-verbal game is more important
than verbal game and they know how to work both.
9. She's Over-Sexualized: For these beautiful girls, there's
more than one kind of sex. Sometimes they have sex because they want the guy,
because they're simply horny and find something to their standards, or because
they want to make sure they can still get ****-on-call. Whatever the reason, sex
doesn't always have the same meaning for them. Beautiful women are typically
VERY good in bed because they've obviously had a lot of practice (obviously
there are exceptions which is always very, very disappointing); sex for them
does not have to have the high emotional bonding as they might have with someone
else. It doesn't mean she's cheating on you (although she could be), it just
means beautiful women always have the OPTION to have sex with any guy (although
that's not the point for her, she wants to have sex with "the one guy").
10. She's Her Body's Worst Enemy: Whether it be food, wine or
your sperm, crazy beautiful women know how to throw up to keep their weight
down. More than half of women in the United States have some sort of body
dysmorphia during their lifetime, where they perceive themselves as fat or are
fearful of getting fat. Even though you think they're beautiful, when they look
in the mirror, they see imperfections and flaws galore. Taking action by
throwing up, insane dieting and exercise plans or ingesting laxatives, their
goddess-like bodies come at a very high personal cost.
Author: JT Tran
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absolutely hilarious character named Barney Stinson that is obviously based off
a pick-up artist. I'm aware that it's just a TV show, but many of his
observations coincide with mine - namely, his hot-crazy graph; basically, the
hotter the girl is, the more willing men are to put up with her crazy.
Unfortunately, I'm here to tell you guys that many, many beautiful and hot
women come with a prescription for extra-strength CRAZY.
I've dated a Playboy cybermodel, pinup model, fashion runway model, strippers
and dancers, cocktail waitresses, shot girls, pageant queens and the gamut of
hot crazy messes both high and low.
I'm also friends with many a beautiful porn star, actress, and even one of
our former ABCs of Attraction wing-girls is now Playboy's Miss October! So I
think I can safely say that I have a pretty good sample size to base my,
admittedly, subjective observations on.
I'm just listing out these characteristics so that you know what to expect
once you actually learn how to successfully attract, approach, seduce and date
highly beautiful, attractive women.
Not all of them are hot crazy messes so it's doubtful that the attractive
model you're dating (or hope to date), has all ten of these traits (and woe be
unto you if she does), but here are a few habits that I've seen time and time
again. REMEMBER: You can't change a person if she doesn't want to change and you
shouldn't try. So don't be Captain Save'a'Ho.
10 Signs You're Dating a Hot Crazy Mess of a Model
1. She's Totally Self-Centered: Now I say this neither to be
mean nor to indicate that they are bad people, but as I always say, if you can
think from a woman's perspective, you'll be better off. Now I want you to
imagine growing up as a small child and everyone was nice to you. Everyone
bought you gifts, everyone did you favours, everyone was considerate towards you.
You were never ever the last person to be picked in sports or projects and
everyone wanted to be around you.
That's the life of an incredibly beautiful woman. The reason they're
self-centered is because they're literally the center of the universe to so many
people and have no reason to think otherwise. This, combined with Habit #3,
also explain why she's comes off as a complete flake. Not because she's being
mean or cruel about it (although that could also be the case), or using you
(although that too could be the case), but stuff happens and something or
someone with a bigger and better date came along and swept her away in a fit of
spontaneity, alphaness, high value, and dominance.
2. She's A Natural Flirt: They're highly sociable and
socialized. I've known these girls that will flirt with not only the most
handsome male models but with penniless strangers off the street with equal
abandon and opportunity. Whether you're a tall White guy or a short, fobby Asian
man, these girls are completely willing to talk about anything to anyone simply
because they don't know any other way to behave. Approach anxiety is a
completely foreign concept in their minds, and they don't even know what it
means from the man's perspective (which also explains why it's EASIER talking to
more attractive women than unattractive women). Everyone in the world is
willing to talk to them and they love to talk right back. If you're dating her,
you might mistakenly think she's hitting on random men (although she may very
well be), but you shouldn't automatically assume so otherwise you'll come off
as insecure.
3. She's Always Late: These girls will be late to their own
funerals. Part of it, you might assume, is because they're selfish and self
centered (see Habit #1)... and you would not be completely wrong. However, it's
not always like that - she's constantly late because everywhere she goes, things
are happening around and to her on an hourly basis. People are always doing her
favours, talking to her, and her phone is blowing up (see Habit #6). She's
constantly being "accosted" and to her it's an everyday, normal occurrence. The
simple act of walking to the grocery store can become an adventure for them as
every step they take, someone's approaching her or an orbiter is calling her on
her phone or a Facebook creeper is stalking her profile. That's how they live
their lives and that's why women thrive on drama - their lives are never boring,
but they're never punctual, either.
4. She's A Schemer: One thing I have seen with beautiful girls
is that, even though a ridiculous amount of crap happens to them, somehow things
come to fruition. I've heard the craziest schemes on how to get rich...and then
they do become rich (or at least in the temporary possession of money), albeit
not by that particular plan. I have also been party to the most
well-orchestrated plan that would rival D-Day and the storming of Normandy, all
to be dismissed at the vagaries and whims of these gorgeous tacticians.
In other words, they're always doing something that typically involves the
assistance of random strangers, orbiters, acquaintances, friends, lovers, and
wannabe lovers that, eventually, in a manner similar to "Ocean's Eleven," enough
things come together to make something work for them. Hell, I've been lost in a
non-English speaking country where I didn't speak the language and simply
having a beautiful girlfriend on my arm helped me get an amazing police escort
to the city and free luxury hotel stay. It's as if they lived a charmed
life.
5. She's Completely Disorganized: This doesn't end at work or
play - from their professional to personal lives, everything is one big,
jumbled, hot mess. I cannot count the times I've driven in an exotic dancer's
nomadic SUVs where they hold their entirety of their lives to the beautiful
model couch-surfing at a friend's house. Not only do these hot girls not have
their crap together, they simply can't get it together. This may have a lot to
do with them being used to everything being done for them; they never learned
enough practical life skills to be able to keep things in order.
6. She's Attached To Her Phone: These hot girls can't escape
the constant explosions they get from people via calls, texts, Facebook,
Twitter...it never ends with them! Girls screen their phone calls - it's no
secret - but it's because if they don't, they'd be on the phone ALL DAY LONG.
It's not uncommon for them to go to bed and wake up eight hours later with
several new friend requests and followers, numerous texts, and dozens of
Facebook notifications (at least half of which are random losers hitting on
them). It's imperative to understand that people are constantly contacting her
and wanting to be in contact with her. You cannot hope to socially isolate her;
not only is it impossible, you'll just come off as a possessive, controlling,
soon-to-be-ex boyfriend. (One tactic I've used before is to simply take out the
battery on her phone, that way she just thinks her phone died ergo no
interruptus coitus)
7. She's Either Loved Or Hated: Their beauty and sexuality
elicits immediate polarizing reactions in people. Men will obviously become
instantly attracted to them, but it also polarizes guys to become either more
aggressive and act upon their natural instincts or too terrified to do anything
more than stare. Women will also react in a similar fashion; they'll either try
to be incredibly nice and be the drone bee to her queen bee or they will hate
her - both behind her back and to her face. One of the most hilarious bed &
breakfast weekend getaways I've had with a beautiful girl was where every single
old lady hated her; we literally could not get a break because all the old
people hated her and they weren't shy about it either!
8. She's Physically & Facially Expressive: Maybe it's all
the practice they get from making their "O face," but these beautiful women know
how to communicate without words. They understand the power of their smiles,
the way they **** their heads and the smolder in their eyes. They can
communicate more with their face and body language than any so-called Pick Up
Artist with his canned routines and DHVs. Non-verbal game is more important
than verbal game and they know how to work both.
9. She's Over-Sexualized: For these beautiful girls, there's
more than one kind of sex. Sometimes they have sex because they want the guy,
because they're simply horny and find something to their standards, or because
they want to make sure they can still get ****-on-call. Whatever the reason, sex
doesn't always have the same meaning for them. Beautiful women are typically
VERY good in bed because they've obviously had a lot of practice (obviously
there are exceptions which is always very, very disappointing); sex for them
does not have to have the high emotional bonding as they might have with someone
else. It doesn't mean she's cheating on you (although she could be), it just
means beautiful women always have the OPTION to have sex with any guy (although
that's not the point for her, she wants to have sex with "the one guy").
10. She's Her Body's Worst Enemy: Whether it be food, wine or
your sperm, crazy beautiful women know how to throw up to keep their weight
down. More than half of women in the United States have some sort of body
dysmorphia during their lifetime, where they perceive themselves as fat or are
fearful of getting fat. Even though you think they're beautiful, when they look
in the mirror, they see imperfections and flaws galore. Taking action by
throwing up, insane dieting and exercise plans or ingesting laxatives, their
goddess-like bodies come at a very high personal cost.
Author: JT Tran
Source: Link
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